In Singapore, if your fucking neighbour bang the fucking door, you most probably will give the town council a call. But here in China, or at least in the apartment building U am living in, slaming door is common. There is 2 reasons for slaming the fucking door. 1st reason which I believe most of the people here encounter. The fucking door is so old and rusty den you need to slam it to close it tightly.
Sounds reasonable right? 2nd reason is also reasonable. We saw a family living like 2 floors below us. The son was walking infront of us. The dad was walking behind us. We were on our way home at that time. The fucking son slam the fucking door once he entered. The fucking dad can be heard screaming at his son. So 2nd reason is family problems. Every family will have some sort of fucking problem.
Since I only updated until thursday last week, I will briefing tell you what I did in the weekends. I watch the whole Nurse Aoi Drama. Went out only for eating meals. Thats all. Sian right? Bo bian. Because my mates all nua one. One brought a ps2 along to play so don wan go out. One went to buy some ku ku chinese game and install in his laptop to play. I also nua. Watch drama lor. Den play psp lor.
Fast forward to monday. Yay. Still continue to play their game. The company wants us to familiarise with the game 1st. So we are suppose to play until tuesday before they start giving us actual work. We are being transfered to work in QA team. Quality Assurance I guess. Sounds cool right? In Singapore, in a nice poly call NYP, we call that department... The Sai Kang Warrior(Shit work warrior).
Monday and Tuesday was relaxing. Play the game lor. Level up lor. Do quest lor. Wednesday then they start to give us real shit. They ask us to report all the bugs and problem we saw. They give me the server files so I have to host my own server. Server is the ultimate Sai Kang warrior lor. Because server can add experience points to the character, can give them items, can give them learn spells. So in order to test all the skills, I have to add the skills, one by one, job by job, race by race. Song bo?
Adding those shits are not easy. Here are some examples.
Add exp points - playerID.addcurrentexp(10000000);
Add money - playerID.increasemoney(99999999);
Change player's job - playerID.setproperty(73,2); -> 73 to change the job class, 2 is doctor class... See... I remember all this shit... Because I keep changing for them to test out all the skills.
Add skill - playerID.learnspell(spellID, level);
Delete skill - playerID.forgetspell(spellID, level);
Changing of map location - worldPotentialEnterObject(playerID, sceneID); -> This one very fucked up one. Because I am the server, my computer cannot afford to open all the maps. So I have to manually run the map file 1st before I use this code. If I forgot to open the map 1st, the player will be stuck. Then I have to restart the whole fucking server before they can continue to test the game.
Very shitty work. I pitty the QA team who is doing such shitty work. I pity myself even more for coming to do QA stuff, while not getting paid, and I don't think I learn much in terms of programming. I only learn that the messenger that the company is using, call RTX, is better den MSN lar. The emoticons are much nicer. And hor, u drag and drop a picture hor, it will instantly be send to everybody in the conversation. MSN only allow u to send one by one. They send pictures to everybody(around 50+ of us... Song bo?). Its much much more convenient lor.
We were doing the testing when one day Mr Barrack suddenly ask us to go to his office. He sort of wanted to test us see how we can debug their game. So he show us some bugs within the game and ask us go and think how we should solve it. But all the bugs quite funny lar. Somes are designer's fault... Not our business. Left programming bugs. Easy one are just changing some scripts and title of the game. Easy stuff. Left the hard stuff. Hard stuff are servers problem or some programmer screw up and some unknown error came out.
Its very amusing to me. All the bugs, are either too easy or too hard. I don think I can learn anything by solving easy bugs. Hard bugs are some server bug. Don talk to me about server. I got C for networking. Plus MMORPG server should be fucking complex one. Wait I fix until whole game cannot run den I need to run back to Singapore liao... LOL.
Fast forward to weekends. Yay. I installed company of heros. Very nice game. Lots of eye candy. But cannot be compared to Erika. XD. I will miss Ueto Aya also. So sad. Company net too slow to download drama lar. Arbo I will download attension please special liao... Thanks to CY for the screenshots. Let me see a bit of eye candy... LOL. I still prefer her in short hair lor. Her j-rocker fashion suits her... Better den volley ball uniform bah... LOL.
Okok... side track too much. In short. I don't have drama to watch liao. Now having drama withdrawal systom... LOL. I left Lunch Queen nia. 2 more months, 1 drama how to survive? Sian. Okok... back to weekends. SAturday morning play company of heroes. Nice game lar. I play 4 hours for 1 map. Very hard to win. Really need good strategy. Afternoon we went out to explore. Finally.
After they nua for last week, this week we are finally heading out. We are going to this place call zhong shan lu. Middle mountain road if you directly translate. If you think the name is ku ku, the place opposite my apartment is call fox mountain. Hu Li Shan... LOL. Jus joking. It's call Hu Li Shan... But is lake inside mountain. Not fox mountain. LOL. It's also a attraction spot. It's call Hu Li Shan Pao Tai. Got some cannon fort there or something. Not very sure. We haven gone to explore. But I suspect last time the fox occupy this mountains and they build a cannon fort to defend against the colour wolf. Now I am living in that area because I am also a colour wolf. I am a spy... to spy on the foxes... Shh... don tell them... LOL. Crap.
Anyway, back to zhong shan lu. That place is amazing. Its like orchard road. With lots of neon light board. This kind of sight is not common in Singapore lor. Its very nice. I will take some pictures once I go there agian. The whole fucking street is sealed off for shopppers lor. KNN grand lor. There got all the internation brand lar. Got bossini, giodano and IPzone... I haven check the price.
We went there for dinner... Ate KFC... Den go see bookshop. Lots of cheap book. Got programming book. But KNN all in chinese. Lan jiao... My chinese so half ass. I read those chi book will die one. Too bad don have eng one... Sad. Den we went to vcd shop. We bought Saw 3, 300, Flags of our father and I bought Blade 1, 2 and 3. I bought 1 to 3 for 45 rmb nia. Quite cheap lar. But I think is pirated. Just that they have the dvd cover and its looks more original. I bought it because I thought is orignal. Den we went home watch den realise is pirated one. Sian half. Nevermind lor. Cheap also.
Oh... Saw music album too... I saw fei lun hai album... Dunno nice or not... I like the song, "Chao Xi Huan Ni". Very nice tune. Lyrics are simple but nice lor... Haha. I also saw sun yan zi new album. 45rmb also. But one thing special about china is piracy is very siao one. The shop we went to is like got HMV standard liao. But only 1 floor lar... Not as big as HMV lar. But they also got a section purely for pirated DVD one. Its very obvious because its in those plastic cover one... LOL. They sell it openly one lor... Pro... Haha.
One of the reason we wanted to come zhong shan lu is because we are searching for game shops. We saw our colleague having PSP. Which means here is not super primitive lar. And we found only 1 pirated game shop. A bit disappointed lar. I was looking for original game. But we also never stay in the shop long because kenneth wanted to lau sai... So go home lor... LOL.
Went home and watch DVD. Watch 300, Saw 3 and flags of our father. Saw 3 is like fucking er xin lar. At the front part. Middle still ok. Got naked women to see also. Not bad. Free porn show... LOL. Den near ending also very er xin lar. The traps they use very er xin. Too bad I think saw 3 is pirated. Cannot bring back. 300 also got free porn show. Dunno why recently movie director like to put porn inside the moving. Whats the point of showing a naked Queen kenna fuck by the king? Means the king love her? I find the scene no point lar. Except make u horny nia... LOL. Saw 3 one still reasonable because it was part of the trap. But 300 one really bo liao lar. And show only show upper part nia. Show whole body mah. I bought the DVD leh na bei... LOL. Jus joking... LOL.
Today do stunt again. We are preparing to do scripting for the game quest liao. Den we kenna summon to office by bing yin. He ask us what we are doing lor. Den he told us he will transfer us to QA group. They got a english version of the game and need us to do some testing. So today my assignment was to play game. Really... LOL. Play those MMORPG which my company make one lor. Not bad lar for the game concept. Today I train until level 5 nia. I want to play more leh... Very fun. Haha. I team up with wei kar to slay a level 10 mosnter. Got boost ego wor. The game very sick one. When you are level 5 hor, you will have difficulty killing level 6 monster one. Level 10 is really hard lor. I died 2 times... Sad... LOL.
That Bing Yin quite nice lar. Other then asking about our assignment he also talk about our hostel. Ask us got problems or not. Den he say he try to get internet for us. Yay. Nice guy. But hor... he also do stunt lar. 6pm liao hor. I want to go off liao. He suddenly use RTX to ask me translate a document from chinese to english. Very anti-climax lor. You imagine u ready to go home liao. Den your boss tell you work OT. I think he wants me to work in office and quickly give him. But I also shag liao lar. So request tomolo morning den give him. Tonight go home OT lor.
Sad. At home also need to work. But I see him so good, help us to get internet... So help him lar. And he must be needing it urgently lar. Arbo wont ask me OT one... So translate and give him lor. Mostly is wei kar translate one. I did very little. 1st thing my chinese is very weak. 2nd thing is the function is not written by me. So how the fuck I know wats the function. The chinese description also not very detail... So we anyhow guess and write lar. Anyway, the english version is like translated by our senior lar. Lots of spelling mistake. And is direct translation. We saw a tortise call grandfather tortise... Got wat 2nd shrimp... Dragon 3rd prince... All is direct translation one... Very LOL...
After learning basic LUA. He throw another document to us. LUA wapper. Song bo? The document in Chinese. Sian half. I can understand so-so nia. Try lor. Got stuck with problem. Waste like 1 hour cannot solve. Gave up and go ask that guy again. He taught us lor. Haha. I feel very noob lar. Not up to industry standard. Maybe next time cannot find job le.. =(
Dinner we all go orchard area. Kenneth sms his frens too much and his mobile line no money liao. Need to top-up. Went to eat Mac for dinner. Song ar... Banana pie. 3 rmb nia... LOL. Den later I passby a comb shop. Usually is the other 2 horny bastard keep looking out for chio bu one. This time is me. I accidently saw this really chio and cute gal in this comb shop. Wei kar wanted to buy comb mah. So they jia jia go in. But I realise those comb look like female use one leh. So I stood outside... I think she was laughing at wei kar who was trying to find a comb there... LOL. Owned. But she was really chio lar. Eye candy wor. See see no harm... LOL.
After that went to top up the mobile card. Den go bookshop so wei kar can buy some Jap book. Den we go buy DVD. I bought 24 hours. 5 season leh. And prison break. 1 season nia. Total 9 disc. 45 rmb. Song bo? 6 season of drama cost SGD $9 nia. Wei kar they all bought some movie. Also cheap lar. Less then SGD $2. Went home and watch Hannibal Rising. The show abit er xin lar. The guy go eat and peel out a portion of another guy's face. The show very violent. Story is so-so nia lar. We still got ghost rider and protege waiting for me to watch... LOL.
11.30am go lunch again. Do that stunt again. But food, buy receipt, claim rice. Blah blah blah. Still wei kar is still nagging that nobody assign jobs to us. He say we kenna noob by them. He say he tio noob 2 days liao. Fuck. I also tio noob 2 days wat. But different... Wei kar keep nagging me. So he add his burden on me. So become I tio noob for 4 days leh... LOL.
After lunch surf web nia lor. I very bored. So went to baidu to dl some song. Den knn the TO come to tell me something and caught me dl-ing. He warned me cannot dl during office hour. I wanted to bird him one. I don even have assignment... So cannot be considered as working hour right? LOL. Aiyah. Don bird him lar. Not his fault also. He also dunno one lar. Bird him and the earth will still rotate. So don bother lar. I just reply orh. LOL.
He came to give us out RTX account and password. For you noobs who dunno wats RTX. It's just something like MSN messenger. But its chinese version of cos. Different colour and buttons and stuff. But basic function is the same. Its moe like a company sort of MSN messenger. Need the TO to create account one. Log in liao you can see all those staff from different department and staff. Usually the staff will communicate with RTX lor.
Afternoon came and gone. 6pm again. Got assignment le wor. Do LUA script. Song bo? I want to die. Last time I dunno how to add Lua script into my game. Den ask that yiba. She dunno say wat lanjiao lar. KNN. End up never teach me how to do it. Now come office also around same lar. The guy just throw me a document and read. Heng its in english. My chinese cannot make it one. LOL.
Sian. Went to the seafood restaurant to eat dinner. We each ordered a different type of fried rice and share. We also share one seafood soup. Total each person around 10rmb nia. Damn nice lar. Except the fried rice I ordered wrong. I anyhow order one. That one is cook with chili oil one. Sian. I don't like it lar. Wei kar love it lor. He stupid one lar... always eat spicy stuff. I think he can drink chili oil machiam drink coke like that lor... LOL.
Went home, blog abit and sleep. My hostel don have internet mah. So use laptop write in text file 1st den next day go office and update lor.. LOL. Bo bian. Hostel no net. Sad.
As usual, the weather is freaking cold and I don't wish to get up. At Singapore when my alarm ring I will wake up instantly one. At china the weather is too cold so usually I will lie on bed for 5 mins first before I really wake up. Very sian lar. Early morning go wash hair. Worst thing is no lights. Setter everything liao den go office lor.
First official day there. Like blur blur. One of the big shot bring us to meeting room to nua first until 8.30am. At 8.30am the Humam Resource staff came in and dunno say wat lar. Forgot lar. I was damn sleepy at that time. Den they assign us to our seat. My seat feng shui not good lor. People can see my monitor screen. But my back is facing them. Got people watching me I also dunno. LOL.
Okay... First day don't have assignment yet. Slack around. Surf web. At first a bit pai sei. Because all the staff is working hard. I was the only person who was surfing web. So at first fake a bit lar. Jia jia explore the com. See got wat software. The window XP is in chinese so I took some time to see whats the chinese name of the commonly used software lar. Oh. At first more song one. The technical officer(TO) set wrong ip for me. Den I cannot surf web. So for first hour I totally nua at my chair. Nothing to do.
After one hour I cannot take it. I ask the guy beside me see he can solve or not. Den he found out the ku ku TO set wrong ip. Thats why I cannot surf web. After fix liao den I go my surf web marathon. Read email lar, see friendster lar and dunno do wat ku ku stunt. Also shun bian download msn messenger... LOL.
Soon it was like 11.30am liao. Lunch time for my office. My office very power one. Lunch time is 11.30am to 1pm. We went to a canteen which is just at the opp block of my office block. KNN. The place use a wierd ku ku system to buy food one. They have this machine like ez-link one. If you use that one is damn easy. But if you use cash, its very troublesome. The canteen is like selling "cai fan" one.
1st step, Choose your ingredient.2nd step, Ask auntie how much.3rd step, Leave your food there and walk towards the cashier which is quite far away.4th step, Tell the cashier how much your food is. Pay her the cash and take the reciept.5th step, Go back to the stall there and claim your food with the receipt.
It's very wierd lar. First day mah. Den dunno how to buy. Den china like got so many people lar. During lunch time like fucking crowded lor. Lots of people walk here walk there. You stand anywhere also like block people road... LOL. Den we 3 noob dunno how to buy wor. So we left the place. I was seriously very pissed off lar. First time in my 18 years of life that I cannot buy food even though I have money wor.
We wanted to leave and go to the seafood restaurant which we had noodles the last few days. Its within walking distance lar. 10 to 15 mins lor. But heng heng the HR staff came out of office. So we ask her how to buy lor. We learned liao den go try lor. Not bad lar. First meal was like 7 rmb nia. With a cup of coke too. Compare to Singapore hor, its impossible to get a meal with drinks for $1.40 lor. Even school also not so cheap. School sell like $1 for food. Drinks is 50 cent le wor. LOL. Other then the super cold weather, china is a great place.
After lunch break den go back office. Wah. Everybody there was like either watching some zong yi jie mu which was downloaded from net, or they are playing game. Still got LAN party one... Play counter-strike one... LOL. I installed MSN... Yay. Can chat lor. Chat msn lar. Email lar. Surf web lar. Ta ma de surf until 6pm wor. You think I have a good life right? I tell you its completely boring lor. KNN. 8 hours to surf web leh. I surf until dunno what to surf. Plus China net connection dunno is got firewall or is connection problem. Most foreign website very hard to access.
6pm off from work lor. Very sian. Wei kar keep nagging and nagging. Say no assignment to do. He ask the guy beside him. That guy is also an attachment student. He come like few days earlier den us only. He also blur blur one. But he is china student lar. Not Singapore one. He tell wei kar to read on Torque engine. I also ask wei kar to send me the document to read lor. Since nothing to do so anyhow read lor. I ask the guy beside me he got anything to let me do or not. He like a bit zhi bi one. He tell me the game is still new so nothing much to do. Den I see him do whole day also do same thing. Guess he must be bored too... LOL. Kenneth heng heng 1st day got assignment liao. Lucky bastard. LOL.
We went home and eat packet noodle that we bought. Watch My boss My hero. Yesterday one shot watch 8 episode. Left 2 episode. Agaraki Yui quite chio... Inside dragon zakura she also very chio liao... XD. Why Jap so many chio bu... Same age somemore... Why Singapore one all like that one... Sad... LOL. Anyway, tomoya is handsome hokay... LOL. His banana face smile very cute lar... LOL. Yakuza boy... lol. Watch finish drama den go sleep lor. Tomolo 7am wake up again. Sian.
Yes I know. Very anti-climax right? 3 guys, go to china, on the 1st sunday, stay at home, eat tang yuan and watch JDrama... LOL. I know. But the drama really very nice lar. And we also a bit lazy since monday start work liao. This 2 to 3 days we felt like we came here for chalet one. Keep walking around to explore and eat... LOL. So now very nua. At home slowly nua. Nua until evening den we go explore again. We went to the Orchard area to see see look look.
Went to eat KFC... Eat those family meal. 20 rmb for each person. Quite expensive considering cheap food is like 6 to 8 rmb lor. Ya... I know I sounds more and more auntie liao. But bo bian. When you are overseas alone(as in without your parents and their finacial support... LOL), you have to save every cent u have lor.
Eat liao go explore around. Saw a shop like comics connection. Sells lots of Anime stuff. Saw the bleach sword. One whole set. Got 4 keychain. Last time I only managed to get one nia. This one is whole set with box one. Very nice leh. But dunno want to buy or not. Like waste money. Somemore my house don have place to display such things. Buy liao keep in drawer also sian... LOL.
Den further exploration let us found a PC game show. The game inside is like so old can. Like 1 to 2 years ago one. One thing about Xiamen is the technology is like 1 to 2 year slower den Singapore lar. I go there don dare to take much photos because my phone is very rare there. I overheard one handphone shop say my k800i is selling 5k rmb. Freaking 5k rmb leh. Their average income is like 1k to 1.5k per month. I look like a rich brat there lor. Sian... LOL. And there still selling nokia 7610 lor. For around 2k rmb. That phone is chin siong bought it like 2 to 3 years ago lor... You see how long ago lor... lol. Even my superiors uses phone which is lousier den mine lor. I very stress leh. I scare take out the phone my superior all very sad. So I already take very little picture liao. I scare kenna rob... lol.
Went to bookshop also. The book all in chinese one. Even programming book also in chinese lor. Very hard to understand. My chinese standard sucks one. I dunno why I am in China also. LOL. Went home and bought some more tidbits before going back home. Song ar. Bought two more Jay Chow brand potato chips... LOL. Me and kenneth bought it just for wei kar leh. Song bo? Jay Chow for the win. LOL.
Officially, we are suppose to start work on monday. But Bing Yin said we could go to office today at 9am to take a look around 1st. Yesterday night was the first night sleeping. The weather was freaking cold. And in the morning, I couldn't wake up even when the alarm rang. We set the alarm at 7am one. But I woke up feeling damn cold and sleepy. So I sleep somemore. When I was awoke, it's already 7.40am liao. Sian half.
Rush to brush teeth and stuff. Den rush down to office. Heng we made it in time. Met a chio bu HR(human resource) staff which wei kar like... LOL. Filled up some ku ku form. That one is recruitment form. Very stupid lar. All in chinese den we dunno how to translate what we want to write to chinese lor. Like 'O' level be 'O' shui zhun. WTF? LOL. Den got one part need to write your strengths and your positive attitude. Den I ask her need to fill that one in or not? Because very lame lar. Fill in they also won't believe me one lar. So fill up for wat? LOL. Den she allow us to skip that part.
After fill up form liao she just briefly told us how the office works, what is the working hours, and stuff like that. Den she start to tell us about Xiamen tourism attraction. She say we can ask her out to go together so she could bring us there lar. Sounds good right? Totally wrong lar. First thing is wei kar got horny bastard face. Wait throw NYP student face leh... LOL. 2nd thing is she also just came here for 3 months. I don't think she know a lot of places lor. Better then us noobs lar. But I will still prefer a lao jiao. LOL.
After that short talk, we can go home liao. Because the Technical Officer haven prepare our computer for us since the official date we are suppose to start work is monday. It was still early lor so we went for breakfast at some place nearby. I will call that place East Coast Park... LOL. Because that place is near the beach liao. And got rent bicycle one. Looks like East Coast park lor... LOL.
Went into a seafood restaurant to eat. It's not a restaurant lar. More like those Hong Kong type of cha chang ting. We ate some seafood noodles for 6 rmb. The noodles chao big bowl can? A bit like NYP's Food Junction that ban mian in terms of bowl size. But its much much tastier lar. Got small oyster in it one. And got a lot lor... like 10 to 15 lor. Wah. Damn nice. The soup is those thick thick one. Not like Singapore is watery watery one. The soup got sweetness of the seafood lor. Damn nice lar. 6 rmb nia leh. SGD $1.20 lor.
After breakfast we went to nearby provision shop to buy some tidbits. And I saw something very very scary. There was this potato chip. Wat's scary was there was a face on it. And the face is Jay Chow's face. WTF? LOL. I immediately bought it for Wei Kar... LOL. He is Jay Chow Fanboy hokay? LOL. After buying tidbits we went to beach to see see look look. Aiyo. Very sad lar. Now temperature too low so cannot see gals in bikini... LOL. The beach itself was very clean compared to Singapore.
Went back home to nua and rot. We went back to sleep since morning like woke up too early. Slept for 3 hours. Woke up and wash hair only. Cannot bath frequently. Very cold. So I plan to everyday wash hair and only bath once every 2 day bah. Den dunno do wat stunt... Forget liao... Waste time until 5pm like that and we went out for dinner. Went to the bugis area to eat. We ate at a korean cha chang ting. The waitress there quite cute and chio. But only I think she chio. Wei kar and kenneth say she so-so nia. Maybe my standard low? LOL. I think is taste different... LOL. I guess nobody have same taste for gals bah. Arbo everybody will fight for the same gal right? LOL.
Anyway, the waitress is not important. Important is the food. Wei kar ordered the curry rice and it looks and smell very nice. I ordered some beef rice set. End up very normal lar. Just beef and a bowl of rice. Abit anti-climax. LOL. Eat liao go supermarket buy stuff again. Waste a lot of money. We even bought tang yuan... LOL. We are sick bastards... LOL. On the wsay home we even bought mango. Its small mango lar. Volume is around the size of a fist. Cost only 1 rmb. Song bo? SGD 20 cents. We bought 10. Can eat until song. But reach home den realise we only have a knife. Should buy those peel apple skin device to peel mango faster... LOL. Reach home and we watch tv den sleep.
Took taxi with Angie and Ling to airport. Mr eskimo was behind my taxi only. We reached early and waited for Mr Tan. After he came and check-in, went to Mac to eat breakfast. Once again, thanks for the breakfast hokay? Ahahaha. You all very bad lar. Treat me so nice. I very touched wor. Once I reached china, the first thing I thought was I miss u 2 liao.. And start to miss everybody. Hope 3 months quickly pass. So can meet with u all again. Can talk cock again. Really miss everybody lar.
Okok... I rewind until before I reached china. At Changi airport is already very ma fan. Need to fill up forms. Den check your bag see you got put bomb inside or not. Den finally go up into the plane. This is the first time I sit on an airplane. Yes. I was once a n00b. But not anymore hokay? Now I got experience of sitting in a plane leh... Muahahaha. How many of you n00bs haven sit on one. LOL.
BTW, I am taking SilkAir. Very sian. Unlike what huey tyng experience, my plane don have such chio bu kong jie. Look not bad nia. Don have chio. Anyway, also not important. Since I sleep only 3 hours, I decided to sleep on the plane. When the plane starts to fly hor, they will be a stupid pressure in your ears. And it hurts. Really painful. Kenneth suggested to eat some sweets so it won't hurt so much. Thats how the sweet Angie and Ling bought for me come into use.
Once the plane starts to fly, I also start to sleep. Wei kar was sitting at the window side so he can see nice nice scenery. I sit middle so nothing much to see lar. So sleep lor. Sleep nevermind. Ta ma de the kong jie woke me up for breakfast. Heng I never eat breakfast on airplane before so I decided to try. If I try before liao hor, I comfirm plus chop I will throw her out of the plane because she woke me from my sleep... LOL.
On the plane itself there is something funny happen lar. There is this funny auntie, who dunno this funny uncle, yet they gather together like some funny excursion trip due to a funny reason. And that funny reason is beer. Yes. Beer. Tiger Beer, Ta ma de they drink it like some very nice beer. Later we overheard is Tiger beer. WTF. They get so high for Tiger. Ta ma de. Machiam Tiger advertisment. Give that funny auntie and funny uncle a Tiger... LOL.
The flight was 4 hours. After sleeping 3 hours my ass already hurt. Machiam like u watch 3 hours movie like that lor. Den cannot sleep liao lar. So hear the funny auntie and uncle make lots of noise. Den I decide to test the service. I go press the bell and ask for drinks. Not bad wor. Got soft drinks like coke lar, sprite lar... And dunno wat lar. Den got fruit juice. Got orange, pineapple, apple. I ordered the apple juice. Not bad. The cup also high quality one. Cannot crush easily one. But men are wierd creature... Once they discovered that the cup cannot be crushed easily, they put more effort into crushing it. End up the cup split into half. But it still wasn't crush. Cool right? Bet you guys dunno such things. LOL.
Once we reached Xiamen, the plane starts to decend and the pressure increased again. This time my ears hurts a lot. I chew and chew the sweets like a mad cow but it's just too painful. Luckly it doesn't last long. Should be less than 10 to 20 mins. Bo bian. Have to endure lor.
One thing I regreted was Mr Tan actually told us that the form by right we should all answer no. But I saw a section for cough. And I was still coughing so I was afraid I cannot fake it lar. Wait I write no and I cough in front of him maybe tio drag into jail or something. So I tick yes. Wah sian man. Kenna drag to one corner to take temperature. Sian. Wasted like 5 to 10 mins lor. Bo liao. Machiam Singapore now got some blird flu or something like that.
Once we cleared everything, we called the guy from the company and waited for him to come fetch us. One thing impress about China airport was the staff there. Damn power. Got some sort of policewomen there who will salute when you walk pass one. Damn pro lor. The guy from company is called Bin Yin. Army camp that Bin Yin. LOL. He drove us to buy our mobile phone number. It cost 80 rmb wor. 5 rmb = 1 SGD. Their mobile card is like the prepaid card lor. Can top up whenever you want. And the value for top up is choose by you one. Quite nice lar.
After buying the card we went to see where the office was. And then went to the hostel. I live inside a hostel, inside Xiamen University. Beach was nearby. But the outer look of the building looks like 1980's china town. Really dirty and run-down lar. Inside was slightly better. Like one of the chalet. The cheap cheap chalet. It's like aloha chalet. Abit like old hospital but renovate a little bit better.
My hostel is damn wierd. It's on 5th floor. And the stairs totally have no lights. At night time it will be freaking dark. Heng heng kenneth's handphone got torchlight one. 2nd thing, I need to open 2 gates and 1 door to enter my hostel. 3rd thing, my hostel got 3 rooms. One of the room is totally outside the hostel. It's like opposite neighbour. It's on the same corridor but very wierd lar. Why suddenly out of nowhere your room is outside the whole freaking house? Wierd right? Kitchen is also inside that room. And kitchen have no water. Song bo? WTF? Our hostel got 1 room have no light. Bulb spoilt. And suay suay we all sleeping in that room.
Toilet at 1st got light one. Use halfway the fuse blown up and now toilet no longer have light. Song bo? And the temperature at Xiamen is so cold that at evening, I was wearing 1 t-shirt, 1 outer-layer shirt, one jacket and one wind breaker... Wearing it TOGETHER and I'm still feeling cold. WTF? After checking out the hostel for 1 hour, Bing Yin brought us to a shopping area to buy things.
We bought many things lar. Plates, chopsticks, kettle, blanket, bedsheet, pillows, mineral water, some tidbits, detergent, water pail and dunno wat shit lar. Bought those things needed for survival... LOL. Buy liao and went back home. Den somebody do stunt. Wei kar insert the key wrongly... And the whole key broke off. WTF? LOL. End up they brought us to office to rest 1st while they get somebody to open the gate...LOL. We look very dumb lar... Taking big packet small packet go office. Got water pail and pillow somemore. Look stupid. LOL.
After they fixed the door we went back home. Setter some stuff and we went to eat dinner. It's the first meal for today. I ate on the airplane at around 8am. And my dinner time was 8pm. Song bo? 12 hours never eat. We tried to walk to the supermarket area which we went to earlier but we end up waking to wrong place...(from now on, the supermarket area will be called bugis... LOL. More easy to remember.) And the wrong place is also quite good. Got Mac and KFC... Got DVD shop also. Song ar. (This area will be called orchard... LOL).
First meal in China, Xiamen and I ate Mac... Very anti climax hor. But bo bian. A bit scare that cannot get used to the food also. So Mac was the best choice. The Mac there was abit different. It cost like 20 rmb... SGD $4 for a Mac meal... Upsized. Song bo? And they have some special burger. Grilled chicken. Quite nice lar. And they don have apple pie. They have banana pie instead...LOL. And got promotion. 3 rmb for one. 60 cents nia. Song ar... LOL.
Eat liao den go DVD shop see see look look. The movies like around 20 to 30 rmb lor... Original one..(it write original lar... but if its pirated I also dunno wat). I see only. Don't want to buy because afternoon around spend 200 rmb for those survival items. Must save money wor. I feel like I have mature a little bit more le wor... LOL. Went home, cook water, cook some noodles for supper and we called it a day. Sleeping was damn freaking cold.
I am a poor kid. I don't have air-con at home one. And most of the time I sleep without even using the fan. Now the temperature is like a broken air-con. No matter where you go the air-con keep blowing. And you cannot stop the air-con because its broken. And the eletricity is like no need money one... the air-con keep blowing and blowing. How I envious you guys staying in Singapore right now. Miss everybody too. Take care wor.
Oh. And the prepaid card for my handphone damn ku ku lar. I paid 80 rmb.. suppose to have free 30 rmb value in it. But the stupid free value cannot be used to call international call wor. Ta ma de. Force me to top-up the card before I can use to call back home. Bo bian so use my singtel card to call back home 1st lor. Ku ku china. And when I send sms to my bro in Singapore hor, the system will auto reply a advertisment with my bro number. Like very WTF lor... I thought my bro sms me. End up is advertisment. Ku ku lor. LOL.
The briefing is at 2pm. But hor, just before I left the house, Zacker suddenly msg me on messenger. He say that Rong Quan wanna meet us because he is going to NS next thursday. I kenna stun so I very not happy. So I stun him back. I told him I'm leaving for china tomolo. Song bo? LOL.
So bo bian we need to meet today or else I won't have a chance to meet them anymore until 3 months later. We discuss until I suddenly remembered I still have to go to sch. Fucked up lor. I calculated the time and I know I will be late by 10 mins if I travel by MRT. So I decided to wait for taxi. Ta ma de stand there no taxi wor. I du lan and rush to MRT station. Heng end up late by 5 mins only.
Den meet up with senior lor. Hear them talk about the environment, about chasing gals, about calling back home and some other small stuff. LOL. Still ok lar. Our seniors seems like people who are very zai. I love people who are zai. Because I also very zai. LOL.
AFter the briefing, rush down to Northpoint to meet Zacker and RQ. RQ came 1st and we started talking cock lar. Talk about A levels lor. Den Zacker came. Wah kao. He totally changed into super yandao lor. I really cannot recgonise him. WTF? We only never meet for 2 years lor. He really changed a lot lar. Me and RQ keep talking cock saying Zacker never come... Send his fren over to meet us. Yes I know... We are very cock... LOL.
We chat at starbucks from 3.30pm to 7pm. Talk lots of crap lar. From serious shit like A levels to crappy stuff like how we used to play neopets together. Lame. But those memories were sweet. I'm glad I went into Xishan Pri Sch and they became my best fren. Our friendship is going to be 10 years old this year leh. Suddenly I feel very old. Time fly very fast. Swoosh~~~
And at 7pm, I am suppose to meet Saw hui they all for dinner. Drag RQ along for dinner since he also know Ivan, Zipeng and Saw Hui mah... Eat dinner liao den go Zhao's house play mahjong. Play liao den go home and pack up. Guess I will miss everyone.
Shirley offered to lend me her digital camera but I don't want lar. Wait make spoilt very pai sei one. I actually wanted to get a nokia n73. But too expensive lar. End up decided to take k800 lor. A lot cheaper.
Afternoon met up with sheng because he want to buy xbox360. Yay. Another kbox kahki... LOL. Bring him to funzcentre. But something WTF happened. The shop closed wor. There are notice pasted on the metal gate.
== Funz centre is now sold to Mr Badzom ==
Crap. That was just some bullshit. Acutally is Funz centre had move to Ang Mo Kio hub. Being the usual mountain tortise, I didn't know where AMK hub is lar. But sheng's classmate knew and brought us there lor. It's actually the new shopping that was building for years and still incomplete... ya... that one lor... I didn't know its called AMK hub lar.
I tell you. Funz centre must be freaking rich. Move house to AMK hub. Somemore their shop now is like damn big can. Compared to their previous shop, at least 4 times bigger. So rich can. Somemore today is official PS3 launch date. They must be at home counting money right now. LOL. Anyway, sheng bought the N3/PGR3 bundle pack. Still got free DOA E2.
After we bought the xbox360 and jacks reached home, I went to handphone shop to see see look look. I ask price nia. And the uncle very enthu. He immediately take out a sealed box and want to open liao. I quickly stopped him... LOL. Becaused I think its too expensive lar. I wanted to trade in my w550i. At first he say $150 one... I managed to bargain until $188... LOL. Other things he also discount for me... End up everything is within my budget... Haha. So I got a k800, 512mb m2 card and a in-ear earphone. Very nice. Now can take photo and listen to mp3 liao... haha.
After that fly to saw hui house to help her reformat com. I helped my neighbour to reformat so many times that I know what to do liao. But this time I failed. Sian. WinXP caught me. Sian half. I still dun understand what went wrong. And I think I know why. Last time I always borrow rori boy winXP so can work. Now I buy from shop one cannot work. Aiyah... Should have borrowed rori boy's version one. I think his one is modded version.
Windows XP Rori Edition.
Made by rori. For rori.
LOL.
3 more days before I fly off to China. Today suppose to take visa only. And yesterday, late at night, something screw up again. The air tickets. We were told that what we bought are e-tickets. Meaning we don't have the actual tickets. Everything is registered under our passport number(For those noobs, passport number is your IC number).
And at the travel agency, we were assured that e-tickets are safe because thousands of people has already used this new technology and nothing bad happened. And guess what? I am the first asshole in the entire world, together with 2 other friends, are the 1st batch of people who had something bad happened to their e-tickets. Song bo? They still assured us like e-tickets are no big fuck. End up we got fucked.
Anyway, we just need to travel down to the travel agency to collect the actual tickets. Thats all. So still ok lar. Not tio fucked until die. So a monkey suggested we should meet at 2pm at orchard. Collection time was 3pm to 4pm. We reached China embassy to take visa 1st. The ku ku place really meant their words. 3pm to 4pm means 3pm to 4pm. We reached there at 2.30pm and cannot gain entrance to the inner section of the building... We are still in the building but quite outside. Need to sit on the floor like some bagala worker. Damn sian.
After collect the visa, went to the travel agency to take air tickets. Den go food court eat. Order the thai seafood pat tai(dunno how to spell). It's just thai keow tiao lor. Not nice one. Last time ah biao still at Coca concourse hor, he cook the pat tai damn nice one. He is a thai chef from my workplace one. Den kenna transfered to other branch. Sad. Last time he was here hor, he si bei jiao whey one. Plus every night got nice supper to eat one. Comfirm got one. Now change to other chef don't have supper every night liao. It's so seldom like 1 month 1 time nia. No wonder I can slim down... XD
After eating we all parted ways. Got a monkey say he wan go geylang find chicken wor. But I know he no balls one wor. He meet his friend at city hall wor. Since when geylang chicken so high class one also move to city hall wor. Den he still wan to fake like he really going geylang wor. Actually I was sicked in the morning. Headache. And I have to work tonight so I asked that monkey to sub me for tonight. But he refuse wor. Say go geylang wor. End up go FUNAN THE IT MALL WOR. He ish good friend wor. Thanks a lot ar.
Anyway, I was really sick lar. I woke up with heavy headache. Plus I ate the stupid flu medicine so I feel damn sleepy. I drag my self to Coca looking half dead. Jojo ask me to drink the soup for dinner and go sleep. The soup is very nice. I think I will miss Coca... Especially the soup and the staff there.
Went to sleep in VIP room for 1 hour and still feel like want to die. So ask Jojo go bring parandol for me. After eating panadol for 30 mins hor, I came back to life. LOL. Panadol is really powerful. I totally felt ok lor. When I came to Coca I was looking like some zombie from resident evil movie. After eating panadol, I look like some hyper-active monkey from sun wu kong's hua guo shan. LOL.
Today have very little customer so 10.30pm can leave liao. Shirley took train to city hall to find Shawn. Since I also so long never see shawn liao so I decided to go with Shirley to city hall. Shawn is now working at Boat Quay. I miss him very much lar. Last time at Coca he is the most jiao whey manager.
Went to Boat Quay to see see look look. Wah fuck I tell you. The environment there is very nice. Just beside the sea... Or was that the river? I dunno lar. It's just near the water. Den they lit candle some more. Very nice scenery. Shawn invited me to go there work part-time. I am actually quite tempted. Tired of Coca. Want a change of enviroment bah. The pay is the same... Plus schdule is planned by Shawn. I already told him I'm year 3 so my school schdule is unstable and he said he don't mind lar.
Most probably will go there work awhile to try out. Actually I don really want to let go of Coca leh. It's like I work there 2 years liao. Got feeling liao. But still, I hate Coca decoration. It's stupidly dull. Very dark and dull colours. And many people are leaving. Shirley also leaving liao. Chris also. Most of the old staff I knew 2 years ago have left. Only left Jojo, Tiffany and Michelle. A bit sian of there liao. See how bah. Maybe hold 2 jobs lor. Hope can expand my network of friends. When come out working, network of friends is important. See how 1st bah.
And at the travel agency, we were assured that e-tickets are safe because thousands of people has already used this new technology and nothing bad happened. And guess what? I am the first asshole in the entire world, together with 2 other friends, are the 1st batch of people who had something bad happened to their e-tickets. Song bo? They still assured us like e-tickets are no big fuck. End up we got fucked.
Anyway, we just need to travel down to the travel agency to collect the actual tickets. Thats all. So still ok lar. Not tio fucked until die. So a monkey suggested we should meet at 2pm at orchard. Collection time was 3pm to 4pm. We reached China embassy to take visa 1st. The ku ku place really meant their words. 3pm to 4pm means 3pm to 4pm. We reached there at 2.30pm and cannot gain entrance to the inner section of the building... We are still in the building but quite outside. Need to sit on the floor like some bagala worker. Damn sian.
After collect the visa, went to the travel agency to take air tickets. Den go food court eat. Order the thai seafood pat tai(dunno how to spell). It's just thai keow tiao lor. Not nice one. Last time ah biao still at Coca concourse hor, he cook the pat tai damn nice one. He is a thai chef from my workplace one. Den kenna transfered to other branch. Sad. Last time he was here hor, he si bei jiao whey one. Plus every night got nice supper to eat one. Comfirm got one. Now change to other chef don't have supper every night liao. It's so seldom like 1 month 1 time nia. No wonder I can slim down... XD
After eating we all parted ways. Got a monkey say he wan go geylang find chicken wor. But I know he no balls one wor. He meet his friend at city hall wor. Since when geylang chicken so high class one also move to city hall wor. Den he still wan to fake like he really going geylang wor. Actually I was sicked in the morning. Headache. And I have to work tonight so I asked that monkey to sub me for tonight. But he refuse wor. Say go geylang wor. End up go FUNAN THE IT MALL WOR. He ish good friend wor. Thanks a lot ar.
Anyway, I was really sick lar. I woke up with heavy headache. Plus I ate the stupid flu medicine so I feel damn sleepy. I drag my self to Coca looking half dead. Jojo ask me to drink the soup for dinner and go sleep. The soup is very nice. I think I will miss Coca... Especially the soup and the staff there.
Went to sleep in VIP room for 1 hour and still feel like want to die. So ask Jojo go bring parandol for me. After eating panadol for 30 mins hor, I came back to life. LOL. Panadol is really powerful. I totally felt ok lor. When I came to Coca I was looking like some zombie from resident evil movie. After eating panadol, I look like some hyper-active monkey from sun wu kong's hua guo shan. LOL.
Today have very little customer so 10.30pm can leave liao. Shirley took train to city hall to find Shawn. Since I also so long never see shawn liao so I decided to go with Shirley to city hall. Shawn is now working at Boat Quay. I miss him very much lar. Last time at Coca he is the most jiao whey manager.
Went to Boat Quay to see see look look. Wah fuck I tell you. The environment there is very nice. Just beside the sea... Or was that the river? I dunno lar. It's just near the water. Den they lit candle some more. Very nice scenery. Shawn invited me to go there work part-time. I am actually quite tempted. Tired of Coca. Want a change of enviroment bah. The pay is the same... Plus schdule is planned by Shawn. I already told him I'm year 3 so my school schdule is unstable and he said he don't mind lar.
Most probably will go there work awhile to try out. Actually I don really want to let go of Coca leh. It's like I work there 2 years liao. Got feeling liao. But still, I hate Coca decoration. It's stupidly dull. Very dark and dull colours. And many people are leaving. Shirley also leaving liao. Chris also. Most of the old staff I knew 2 years ago have left. Only left Jojo, Tiffany and Michelle. A bit sian of there liao. See how bah. Maybe hold 2 jobs lor. Hope can expand my network of friends. When come out working, network of friends is important. See how 1st bah.
Shirley and me... LOL
Shawn and me.
Reach there 10am. Realise need take photo. Photo booth Q up until fucking long. Waited fucking 1hr 30 mins to take fucking photo. And it cost fucking $6. And the visa cost fucking $60. Song bo? Oh fuck. How many fuck have I used? LOL.
After going to embassy we all go far east to eat. Eat liao go walk walk lor. Si bei sian. Orchard is girls territory. 95% of the shop sell female stuff. Damn sian. Walk to HMV to see see look look. But an old compliation of Wu Yue Tian album. Not the new album. The old one got some song which I like. So bought it lor. Saw YUI cd... Want to buy but no money liao. Sad. Saw her movie... vcd $13 nia... DVD $24 or $26... Can't remember. I prefer DVD leh... but so expensive... =(
Wait until 2pm and meet Mr Tan to go buy air tickets. Very expensive. $1115. Sian half. Den go buy NTUC insurance. $135 like that. Sian one quarter liao. Den walk towards bugis since the NTUC building is near bugis MRT. Since I heng heng was near my Jap school, I went to the office to fuck somebody.
End up I tio fucked. Chao ku niang. They ask me write ku ku letter for my absence. WTF. I pay money still have to explain why I absence ar? You think primary school ar. Go toilet need tell teacher one. Want to talk or ask question also need to raise up my hand? Stupid lar. Den she still tell me I might not able to go back to the class because I never pay my school fees for MAY. Currently I only pay until April so I tell her once I come back in June I will still pay for May lar. But she still so cock tell me what need to see the class still got space or not or wat shit. Shitty school.
After all those crap I went to Seiyu to buy my converse jacket... and bought some medicine to bring over to china just in case. So today I setter my visa, air tickets, insurance, jacket and medicine. Still need some more shit before I am fully prepared to leave.
Hokay... From my title, you most probably can tell. I am going for china for attachment. And the D-5 stands for Day minus 5. In short, 5 more days before I fly. I took the effort to help you lazy ass explain in short and sweet detail hokay. No need to thank me. I know I am great. I know I am self-centred. I love myself. LOL.
Anyway, today is sunday. A cool and awesome day. I need to go Jap class. Cool? Cool. But problem is I was sick. Went to see doctor in the morning. Ate the medicine and guess what? It causes drowsy-ness. Song bo? I really cannot concentrate in Jap class. I can write halfway and slept. I think the guy next to me notice it. LOL. I notice he was staring at my direction a few times.
Anyway, I also know I was super sleepy lar. I can write hiragana write halfway and end up half hiragana half romanji. (For those monkey who don understand my previous statement, hiragana is normal Jap word. Romanji is something like han yu ping ying. You use english to form your jap word.)
I was sleeping most of the time and the funny thing was when I woke up, I will start saying things like I dunno WTF the teacher is teaching. Acutally the truth was I was sleeping so is my fault lar. But very heng most of the shit is I learn from NYP liao so no big fuck lar.
After class I went to ask my teacher whether I can skip 3 months of class. My ku ku teacher tell me to ask office. Hokay... Fine... Sounds reasonable that you dunno such admin stuff. So I proceed to the office and ask. Fuck. A ku ku boy around my age was at the office. Most probably is part-time. I told him my situation and he only told me one piece of shit.
"You call the office on monday to look for miss ho."
Fuck you. What kind of fucking office is this? Your staff not working on Sunday one. Den send some ku ku boy to entertain me. My school fees so expensive. All is used to pay such ku ku boy who dunno anything one ar. Waste time and waste money.
After all crapping shit I went to seiyu with Annie... This time is she accompany me for shopping. Not the usual me accompany her. We walk walk around and saw a really really really nice jacket wor... Cost $250 wor. So expensive wor. Sian half wor. End of the day I saw the orange colour one from Converse. I like the colour. But never buy. Today is scouting only.
After shopping den kenna summon to start work early. Very sian. Anyway, I wanna say a BIG THANK YOU to Annie. Thanks for your ice-cream, your card and that nice envelop with something I like to see... XD... You know me very well. LOL. Or maybe I am just too stupid so you can easily guess that out. LOL.