Bleach

Tuesday, January 2, 2007 - Bastards have girlfriend. :

Chinese always have a saying of 男人不坏，女人不爱。 Today, I am going to prove that this equation is wrong. Yesterday, I was chatting with Zacker and we found out that this world is totally screwed up. Let me show you my calculations of how love REALLY works in this REAL world :

Equation 1
Bastards always have a girlfriend
I don't know why but it seems like bastards are always lucky enough to find a girlfriend. And usually their girlfriend are quite nice looking. This equation is a fact. you cannot denied.

Equation 2
Decent guys will never get a girlfriend
This is also a fact. You just look at me. So decent. But where is my girl? She tio kidnap is it? So this prove that the equation is correct too.

Equation 3
Equation 1 + Equation2 == False
After coming out with E1 and E2, Zacker pointed out E3. He self proclaim as being a bastard but still he has no girlfriend. I stop and pause for a moment to think about it. Quite true actually. E2 is actually correct. But hor, I am no decent guy. I behave more like a bastard. If I am a bastard, I belong to E1 right? RIGHT? But I still don't have a girlfriend. This shows that the Equation 3 is correct.

Equation 4
Bastard + X = Equation 1
After futher thinking, I realise there is a difference between other bastards and me. And I should name the variable as X. After breaking down this equation, I found out Equation 5.

Equation 5
X = eyesight
Yes. After much thinking, variable X is eyesight. Huh? What eyesight? You still don't get it? Ok...ok... I will explain it more clearly.

If you have a girlfriend or boyfriend, what the reason you choose him? I will point out a few factors for choose your ideal partner.

1. Handsome/Chio
2. Rich
3. Caring and sweet
4. Due to lousy environment, you have no choice but to choose him/her.

Point 1 is very obvious lar. Everybody judge the book by the cover. Now don't lie about how you don't care about the looks. Everybody cares about the look. Of course you may argue that if there is a Girl A who is chio and Girl B who is caring, you might choose Girl B. But what if Girl A is chio and caring while Girl B is only caring? You will 100% choose Girl A. But how to you judge whether the girl/boy is chio/handsome ? You will use your eyesight.

Point 2... Rich. How do you know if a person is rich? You use your eyesight again to see lar. Check for gold watches, big car, branded clothes.

Point 3... Caring and sweet. How do you know if a girl is sweet and caring. Most likely she will send SMS to ask you how you are everyday. And how do you read an SMS? Yes... Using your eyes again. Eyesight.

Point 4... No more choices left. How do you know you have not much choices left? Yes yes yes... you use your eyes and see that your environment has less and less single girls/boys. I think you get my point. Everything is using your eyesight.

So Equation 1 and 2 is true when variable X exist. So for those single male and female out there, I have found the ultimate solution to counter this irritating variable X call eyesight. The solution is just to find a blind guy/girl. Since they are blind, they won't be using eyesight. So you still have a chance. Don't give up.

And I am sure many of you have heard this sentence :

Love is Blind.

I think before I was born, some high level scholar have already calculated this out. He is hinting you that true love is only possible if the person is blind. So I will pause for a moment. Any questions? So do I expect you to use my equations in your love life? Alright, the answer is No, alright. But its a bonus if you are willing to use my equation.

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